brenden urie

Only the greatest rock star in the world!!! Lead singer to worlds actual greatest band Panic! At the Disco!!!!! Don’t know who he is? Just go away.... he is my FREAKING IDOL!!!! Married to Sarah Urie wrote a song for her before they were married called Sarah Smiles!

Girl one: dude who is Brenden Urie?!?!

Girl two: GO AWAY... IM SO BREN-DONE WITH YOU!!!! (Pun intended)

Girl one: UR-REALLY MAkING ME MAD!!!

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Brendon Urie

God

J: who's that?
M: brendon urie, formerly god

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Uri Geller

Cockney slang for Stella

"I'm gunna have a mouthful of my Uri Geller"

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Brendon Urie

The one man who able to scream louder than Mariah Carey

Mariah Carey: I am the best at high notes
Brendon Urie: haha Bet

daddy uri

chill blonde 16 year old with a middle part which is so very hot
he is also a god at minecraft pvp
hes no simp for no mf except his gf
gay around his closest homies no cap
everyone loves him because he is such a daddy long
he also likes uk drill which is hot asf like god daym

everyone: yo i wonder where daddy uri is today?
*uri entered the chat*
everyone: OMG DADDY CAN I HAVE SCREENIE PLS CARRY ME SW PLS FUCK ME DADDY UGH UHG
uri: ok whatever i guess my little kittens

uri smeller

a fart that travels around the house stopping clocks and bending spoons

look out iv dropped a uri smeller

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uri gellar

uri gellar is a motherf**king spoon lover HEHE

omg u r a spoon lover

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