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A deer ass taxidermied to look like a wolf with inbreeding. Bought for laughs or given as a gag gift.
I got Dale a Utah werewolf for his birthday, you should have seen his face
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The Utah Cycle is:
Males: Going on a mission, going to BYU, then either a) starting a crappy business, or b) working in a crappy business. You live as a zombie and have 4+ kids. You also don't think for yourself and are a zombie to whatever is the status quo.
Females: You graduate from high school, wait for your missionary to come back, and either leave him and find another RM or marry him. You then become a housewife and a stay at home mom and pop out 5 kids or so. You also live as a zombie and stick to the status quo on what to believe. You don't think for yourself. You also fear to be unique, and you do what everyone else does, such as wearing your hair a certain way (most commonly straight hair) and really believe that people will judge you based on what you wear, as you do to others.
The boys filed their papers to go on their missions not because they wanted to, but because they didn't want to be outcasts or individuals. They fell trap to the Utah Cycle.
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It's my own rendition of the Dirty Sanchez...after taking your thumb out of a girls ass, you aim hire then the moustache line (hence Dirty Sanchez) and wipe it across her nosebridge connecting her two eyebrows leaving her with the Utah Unibrow.
This broad was getting out of line at the Yankees game so I brought her home and finished her off with a Utah Unibrow.
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A special light in every Mormon household, when the light goes off, the Mormon individual or family goes down to the mothership (Utah) to re-energize their membership. It is impossible to refuse the Utah Light, and it is almost impossible to dismantle.
The Arnolds Utah Light went off last week, I'm pretty sure they are down in Utah
When you fuck a bbw tranny while getting shit on at Rocket League
Damn, Loki Just whiffed hard. I bet he’s going to Utah
An overrated school that won a BCS game twice and thinks theyre the baddest team on the planet.
utah utes: we won a bcs bowl!!!!
everyone else: whoop dee doo...now shut the fuck up.
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the kind of mormons you're likely to find in Utah. usually will not follow the teachings of the church, but will spread hatred towards non-mormons as well as those who don't conform to their own personal ideology. are generally not pleasant to be around for anyone who isn't another "utah mormon". the kind of person to throw a neighborhood barbeque and only invite fellow church members, rather than their non-lds neighbors. if you've had a bad experience with a mormon, it was probably a utah mormon.
ex 1: when she suggested i wasn't "temple worthy" just because i dyed my hair, i knew she was a utah mormon
ex 2: listen here, you utah mormon, we're supposed to be make friends with people outside of the church, not just preach to them!
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