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Christmas Uzi

When you use a sawzall with a dildo head to insert into a vagina for pleasure at 3,000 strokes per minute.

Before I returned my sawzall I gave her a Christmas Uzi.

by Ceilinyoass November 17, 2020


0.5ft uzi

Also goes by the name "Sonya" - the best and only rap lover. Literally coolest person that you will ever meet in life

0.5ft uzi showed me a list of their favourite spotify songs, I love their taste so much

by anonymous shart January 1, 2022