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Term used by most karens of facebook, stating a thought that most vaccines cause autism, albeit with no citation.
Karen: *googles vaccines cause autism*
Google: Your search for "vaccines cause autism" did not match any documents.
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The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone
I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?
Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.
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A vaccine in which people of color, regardless of age and health receive a vaccine first because society is structured for white people to live longer (and because they’re non-white). Therefore, they DON’T deserve the vaccine first, despite their age and health.
Young and healthy person of color: “Thanks for the COVID-19 vaccine, doc! I’m young and healthy, so I didn’t need it. But hey, I’ll take it!!
Old white person: damn bro. That’s vaccine racism af.
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Death by lethal injection. Texas's solution to population control.
They finally gave Spookie-tookie the anti-crime vaccine last week. Yeeeaaahhh boooyyeeee!
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a combination of chicken noodle soup, 2 tylenol PM's, and ginger ale.
Kid #1) Yo, you feelin better bro?
Kid #2)Cha dude my mom gave me the blue collar vaccine.
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When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
Indicates someone is talkative; joking reference to needle on phonographs.
"Kristen never shuts up! She must've been vaccinated with a Victrola needle."
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