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vernoned

To get fucked really hard and instead of lube he uses sand - he thinks you have been outsmarted but when you eventually figure it out he unknowingly gets vernoned right back Thereby evening the field

Hey look how funny that guy is walking - he must have been vernoned

by Xappy Gilmore March 31, 2020


kaileigh and vernon

The most Phenomenal combination this world has seen! The possibilities with these joined Hearts are endless, an Unconditional Love that one could only Dream of having! A force to be reckoned with...

"Did you see the look in His eyes when he saw her?"
"Romeo & Juliette"
"If only I could find My own "Kaileigh and Vernon" kind of Fairytale"

by I Love You the Most January 17, 2018


The Vernon Manuever

When one sneaks back into their house (typically one shaped like Mt. Vernon) without their parents knowing, after a long night of drinking.

Tonight, we’re going to pull The Vernon Manuever.

by Joeman81818 December 18, 2021


Taylor vernon

A absolutely perfect drop dead gorgeous girl that everyone should want to marry.

That girl is so taylor vernon

by bdfmallow November 23, 2015


Michael Vernon Kelly II

Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.

"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"

"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"

by GIMMEBOOTYRUBZ January 10, 2025


Mount Vernon Approach

A.k.a: "The Mt. Vernon method"
An old strategy for cleaning and decluttering...the Mount Vernon Method. Originating from the Washington Estate: Mt. Vernon

The Mount Vernon Approach was used at George Washington's estate, the method involves a one-room-at-a-time approach, starting at the door and moving clockwise around the room, cleaning and organizing one piece of furniture before moving on to the next. The advantage of this method is pacing yourself, and having clear goals that can be accomplished one by one.

n. "I learned to use the Mt. Vernon approach from my mother." --E.M.

v. "Just Mt. Vernon it."

by EmaliaRyn October 16, 2013


Mount Vernon Barbell water

The legendary water fountain. If you drink from it you may turn into a Testosterone God..

Jeff: Come to Mount Vernon Barbell and drink the Mount Vernon Barbell water with me. It gives you superpowers.

Ryan: What super powers?

Jeff: It is tren infused water. You get immense gains my brother.

by Hermankey December 13, 2022