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Or otherwise known at squatting on each other
J.Depp is my dream vertical spoonage partner
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Unnecessarily tall.
"She's so vertically-fat, there's absolutley no need!" (Declared by small persons.)
"Since you're vertically-fat, would you pass me the paint from the top shelf."
"Stop taking up all that valuable airspace with your vertical-fat."
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(1.) A short person who wishes they were taller, and has passionate feelings about it.
(2.) The emotion felt by every bird God gave wings, that can't fly. Many a baby ostrich and Emu has sought therapy after looking at birds in the sky, flapping their little fuzzy wings, and not being able to produce the desired result.
(1.) As a short guy, I find dating websites vertically frustrating. .
(2.) Vertically frustrated ostrich seeks pilot license.
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A sex position your parents may have done to bring you to this world
I had vertical 69 with my girlfriend last night, she loved it.
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Colloquial term for vagina, cunt or pelvic gash. Used in place of the term "vertical smile" that suggests a horizontal arching of the vagina, which is just awful.
Tyler: I bet Sarah Palin's vertical mouth is au naturale.
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1 A homosexual person, typically someone wearing an item of clothing with relation to vertical stripes
2 A stripe, one thats vertical
Look at that vertical stripe, when will he come out of the closet
I'm glad I'm not a vertical stripe
Are you a vertical stripe
He is acting like such a vertical stripe
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1. Someone who is always horizontal
2. A person who lays around on the couch all day watching television and Netflix.
3. An able person who only moves when absolutely necessary eg to use the bathroom.
"My neighbours son, he is vertically challenged, he does nothing all day but lay on that lounge whilst his mother runs around doing everything"
"Get off the couch and clean your room you lazy prick. What are you? Vertically Challenged or something?"
lazy pricktelevision TV Netflix challenged sloth oaf slacker
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