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The act of placing a naked woman on her back, then spreading her legs wide open then letting a pit bull go fucking apeshit crazy on her stankin ass pussy.
Last night I Michael Vicked this chick, now she dates my dog instead of me.
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To leave a party or a fun situation early. The reason being to get home and let your mother put vicks vaporub on your chest so you can sleep better.
(Brad) "This party is awesome, I can't believe Jon is Vicks-ing
out"
(OVE) "Well if my mom looked as hot as Jon's, I would probably be vicks-ing out too."
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A dog that has been maimed or murdered through illegal fighting for profit or fun.
Michael Vick caused many dogs to be a Michael Vick-tim with his illegal dog fighting racket.
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An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.
Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.
Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.
A common remedy for nasal congestion due to the common cold
The opposite of Cologne, worn by men who are determined to NOT get laid.
I got a cold, so I used some Vick's Vapor Rub.
Dude, you smell like Vick's... You can't go out like that!
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A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.
Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.
That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.
The rest is history.
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Vicks Nasal Stick is a medical product made by ‘Vicks’. It’s main use it to clear blocked, stuffy noses. It makes breathing feel cool and clear.
Although it can be used as a medical product, for medical uses, it is often abused (used way more often than needed). I would not recommend buying this product unless you want to turn into a mental crackhead.
Man 1: Anyone wanna buy my Vicks Nasal Stick?
Man 2: Get the fuck off my lawn you fucking crackhead!!!