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Victim Whore

One who seeks victimhood by doing anything it takes to be viewed as the victim, even by instigating a situation.

By verbally abusing the fine gentleman, then getting in his way to yell at him some more, the victim whore filed charges on the fine gentleman for assault when he made the slightest contact trying to get around her.

by Mattatma Gandhi March 28, 2018


Gurn Victim

Someone suffering from a bad case of gurning.

Mate, what out for that gurn victim, hes suffering from third degree gurns.

by ajayer January 20, 2013


Victim's Ratchet

A contraption inserted deep into the vadge. During an unexpected sexual encounter, a rape, for example; the ratchet clamps on to the erect love truncheon, making it painful to withdraw. The more the assailant tries to escape, the harder the ratchet bites.

I was so massive that even her victim's ratchet couldnt stop me

You're so small even a victim's ratchet couldnt bite you.

by flashermonkey April 30, 2004


Professional Victim

One who feigns helplessness to garner support, sympathy or attention, usually the "I'm so helpless" female trope,
but if you call them on it, will then attempt to turn it back on you, saying "YOU'RE the problem."

1: How's your relationship with Meg going?
2: Yeah... Called her out on not texting me back for a week... She said I shouldn't "pressure her" and "Her life was hard" and "I should understand"
1: HOLY SHIT... She went "Professional Victim"?
2: Yep... TOTALLY.

by Conscious Thinker February 27, 2023


Fat victim

someone who acts like a muppet

Grace H your a fat victim

by Fat victim November 19, 2020


st. victims

Saint Vincent's hospital in Santa Fe, New Mexico, is so well-known for being such a poorly-run, for-profit hospital that provides such hilariously dangerous and substandard care, that it is known locally as "Saint Victims".

Did you hear about that male ER nurse at St. Victims who nodded off in the bathroom with a syringe in his arm and lipstick on his face?

Hell yeah, ese. If I get hurt, fuck St. Victims. Drive my ass down to Albuquerque!

by Nigslayin April 27, 2016


victim disarmament

The condition reached when so called gun control reaches its apex after setting up gun free zones. It creates victims because the criminals will always be armed, through guns or physical strength.

She had a CCW but because she was on campus, in her state a gun free zone and a law abiding person, she was raped through the process of victim disarmament.

by anklebyter March 12, 2015