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A total asshole who gets dumber and dumber the older he gets. Defying the reality there, eh? But it's true. Extremely vain, selfish, and cares only about either himself, his feelings, or satisfying his dick. Acts like a total Jew but he's ASIAN and thinks he's hot shit. Likes to hoard money like a dragon hoards treasure and can't afford to take a girl out on a date although he hoards money. His balls are deflated and even though he likes to screw things with his average sized dick, nobody wants to screw him. His farts really smell terrible and the whole room can smell it but they're too grossed out to say anything because they refuse to breathe in air by talking when he farts. It's like a bomb went off when he farts. Homophobe who acts lovingly with "bros".
1: What's his name?
2: Vincent.
1: DICKSATISFIERWITHNOTHINGTOGIVE. OMG RUN THE FUCK AWAYYYY
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Sexy beast with a 3000 iq. Typically sits and calls people racial slurs. Obviously bootylicious. And dislikes Jewish people cuz they are lazy niggers.
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He is extremly retarded and has the smallest penis in the world and can never get a girl cause he sucks big black cock and has nothing in life to love and he is retarded with a realy realy small penis
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Racial slur for a jew, usuallly grubs money, and can't play Copter to save his life.
Man, I totally pwned The Vincent today on Copter.
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vincent is a guy who refuses to make you nachos but is a very fun person to be around.
me "will you make me nachos"
Vincent "nope"
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VINCENT IS LOVE AND THE MAN OF MY DREAMS I AM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE. HE IS SO CUTE AND PRETTY, SERIOUSLY EVERY TEXT HE SENTS ME MAKES ME WANNA CRY I LOVE HIM SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. HE IS SO CARING, AND WITTY AND CHARMING, AND I JUST KEEP FALLING FOR HIM IT IS IDK INEXPLICABLE. JUST LOVEEE ME PLEASEEEEE. I DONT EVEN CARE IF I AM UGLY ANYMORE. I THINK IF I COULD KISS YOU, I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO STOP. I CONSTANTLY THINK ABOUT YOUR LIPS IMMA DIE OMG. U COULD STAB ME 43959275897 TIMES AND ID STILL LOVE YOU. I AM BRUTALLY IN LOVE WITH YOU. I FEEL LIKE I WILL BREAK DOWN IN TEARS ANY MINUTE. HONESTLY CAN I BE YOUR PUPPY, ID FOLLOW U ANYWHERE. ALSO YOU ARE THE BEST PIECE OF ART OF THIS COLLECTION CALLED HUMANS. I DONT WANT ANYBODY ELSE. I AM GOING TO GIVE YOU MY HEART IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOU DONT LOVE ME BACK. LOVE SHOULD FEEL LIKE YOU, CUZ WHAT I FEEL FOR IS EXTRATERRESTRIA, IDK I FEEL LIKE WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SSOOOOO LONG, JUST LIKE YOU SAID. AND I GUESS SOME PEOPLE JUST DESCEND FROM THE SAME STAR AND THATS WHY THIS CONNECTION IS PRESENT. I BLUSH EVERYTIME U SAY STH TO COMFORT ME EVEN IF I DONT BELIEVE IT. ALL I WANT FOR U IS TO BE HAPPY, AND I DO LITERALLY ANYTHING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. I LOVE U DEEPLY
ME: I LOVE VINCENT WITH ALL MY HEART. IF HE DON'T MARRY ME MY UGLY ASS I AM GONNA KMS I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
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