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A rather accurate name for someone who loves it up the wrong un! can be found hanging round fife with his fifer mates!
vines:hi al
al:fuck off vines your such a gaylord why dont you crawl back in your hole in fife where you belong!
vines:oh ok (walks into distance and crys)
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A band that no-one buys the CDs of, but if they hear the song on the radio, they'll sing along. They won't be remembered, but it was fun while it lasted.
I was gonna get The Vines CD, but I saw something better. Such is life...
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when two homosexual men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelets
"We heard it was called red vining"
"Is it called red vining?"
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1. A popular candy, similar to Twizzlers and vaguely reminiscent of licorice.
2. The favorite snack of one Ron Weasley and one Harry Potter.
3. Your favorite Aimee Mann song.
4. Your favorite color of vines besides green vines.
5. Your favorite way to say "red wines" in a German accent.
"Red vines - what the hell can't they do?" - Ron Weasley, AVPS
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Literally every sound 99% of vines and shitposts make.
Example 1:
"Das why yo shoes raggedy"
"Das why yo mama dead
VINE BOOM
"Dead as hell"
Example 2:
"AYO THE PIZZA HERE"
A person, presumably black, trips down stairs attempting to get the pizza, followed by 3 vine booms.
"AH MY EARS BURN"
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v. - monkey vining is the act of transitioning from one relationship to another by retaining some form of connection to both people simultaneously. Only when the new relationship is reasonably solidified is the former one wholly released.
To grasp the metaphor of the monkey vine in its entirety, one may simply visualize the mode of transport utilized by Tarzan and his jungle primate colleagues in old movies. The vine that is being swung on is firmly held until another vine is being grasped, or at least is easily reachable.
person one:
Hey man, do you think Brad Pitt was monkey vining from Jennifer Aniston to Angelina Jolie?
person two:
Actually dude, I don't give a shit about what's happening in the love lives of these celebrities. 9/11 was an inside job, and fluoride is making Americans stupid. Maybe you should monkey vine your ass from US Weekly to some web sites that will enlighten your ass on things that are truly relevant to our lives!
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