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a person, preferably a female, who hasnt been fucked in the..what you ask? ASS!!...yet
I bet you that girl is a total "A" virgin
Ya dude that fucking bitch
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A: hey what are you listening to?
B: weezer
A: virgin.
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To knowingly commit an act that is characteristic of a virgin.
You missed the group tequila shot, way to virginate.
WOW! You didn't take her upstairs? Way to virginate.
Stop virginating and go talk to her.
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1) a world famous brand owned by richard branson.
2) someone who has not had their cherry popped.
girl: did you know virgin has been going for over 30 years.
boy: can i get laid now?
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The state of not having had penetrative sex. Someone who is in this state is termed a virgin. Losing it tends to hurt, mostly for women, but sometimes for men as well. It also has a fuckload of meaning in society (pardon the pun). Men see it as a curse, women keep it for one reason or the other. Why?
For men, getting laid for the first time is harder than hitting a hole-in-one (again I apologize for my punnyness). Dudes don't know the cues and technique to woo effectively at first. The faster one loses it, the more experience and confidence earned compared to one's peers, the easier courtship becomes, the easier it is to find ms right and get bizay.
Women keep it because its so easy to lose for them. If one is at least disturbingly average, all she needs to do is ask. So women value it, and it gains more interest than harvard's endowment did over the last century. Of course, women don't value it as much in men b/c men tend to suck the first time.
For both sexes of course, regardless of their stance, losing it is pretty fucking magical. There are also those crazy mofos who believe virginity is the key (or keyhole) to heaven....which sorta explains why losing it is so pretty fucking magical.
Oh and for you asswipes out there, virginity is *given*, equally by both men and women. It cannot be a "taking" if you give it and should not be actually taken from anybody, male or female. Semantics, people! They most certainly DO fucking matter!
Dude 1: "I'm getting laid tonight!"
Dude 2: "Shut the fuck up, ya fuckin virgin. Make me a sammich!"
Girl 1: "That's it, no more waiting. I'm losing it."
Girl 2: "Don't be such a slut!"
Dude: "I just lost my virginity!"
Girl: "PLZ STOP PLANKING ME ALREADY!!!"
Samuel L Jackson: "Motherfucka, do I have to read you a motherfuckin script!?! Thrust, mothafucka, I said thrust!"
Dude: 8----------->
Girl: "This is my first time"
Dude: 8---------------------------------------------->
Han Solo: "Let the virginity be with you."
Luke Skywalker: "Man, fuck you! I frenched my sister for crying out loud! I am scarred for life! You are such a dick!"
Han: "Shut the fuck up n make me a sammich."
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A girl who has not yet been penetrated sexually.
It's damn hard to find a virgin these days!
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A woman or man that invests a significant amount of time seeking virgins, wooing them and releases them from the shackles of the chastity belt. A real Samaritan.
Police Chief- I have detained a male caucasian, aged between 25-30, suspected of being a.....a virgin!
Brutish Prisonor- I'll see what I can do about it..
Police- No no this is a job for the VIRGINATOR!
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