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(n.) The act of sodomizing someone while drunk on vodka.
In drunken confusion after drinking much Ketel, Ray gave Gabby a vodka colonic.
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A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time. A specific form of a funnel and similar to a beer funnel but with much smaller dimensions as to limit the amount of liquid consumed at one time.
I think I down 5 shots at once doing that vodka funnel.
Why are my kidneys exploding? Oh yeah, I did a vodka funnel.
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an ICONIC harry styles encounter with a fan at one of his concerts
H: What are those?
Vodka!
Straight?
no, no I mean straight vodka not are you straight
"It's vodka! straight? No gay!"
GAY VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The best of all vodka
The act of pouring vodka into one's eyes instead of the mouth.
This originated as a drinking fad in the U.K. so as to get drunk more quickly than to simply drink the fucking Vodka.
The idea is that the alcohol passes easily through the mucous membrane and enters the bloodstream directly through veins at the back of the eye, although some experts are sceptical about the claims and believe that since those who do it are usually already drunk, they simply convince themselves that it's having such an effect.
However, like the previous section said, it's probably the placebo effect, and a bunch of frat boy idiots think it's uber kawaii to be trendy and edgy by trying out those amazing "British fads" to be more "cultured" while having "fun"
American Frat Boy: "Hay guise let's do some uber kawaii Vodka eyeballing!!!"
Sensible person: "Hey, let's not and say we never fucking thought of this!"
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A deliciously refreshing alcoholic beverage: 1 oz. vodka, 3 oz. water, and one lemon wedge, squeezed firmly.
No, but I did see someone drinking a Vodka Brianne and it looked delicious!
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the result of a night on the vodka. a painful anal leakage.
"i was on my way to class but had to turn back for a vodka sludge."
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any brand of vodka you can drink like water and then a few hours later it sneaks up on you like a ninja and knocks you out
We had the new Three Olives Watermelon Vodka last night. One moment I was up walking around...next thing I know it's tomorrow and I'm waking up on the couch. Either my tolerance is low or that's some ninja vodka.
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