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The great and powerfully god of volcanoes who was trapped in the form of a skinny white male by a penguin. He is meme obcessed.
Also, his pp is over 1500 feet long.
ALL HAIL THE VOLCANO GOD, WITH THAT OH SO LARGE PP!
Verb: It's when you have a great big messy shit under the covers.
Noun: A big pile of wet shit stinking up the air trapped under a blanket*
*Dutch volcanoes have been observed in other enclosed spaces such as tents, sleeping bags, and, occasionally, entire vehicles.
"I Dutch volcanoed so badly it left a burn mark in the bed frame."
"The largest Dutch volcano on record is named Zuidwal and is located under the Wadden Sea in the Netherlands. The second largest Dutch volcano just shot out of my ass and into my sheets."
When you're asshole is like Mount St. Helens and is ready to explode like a volcano.
"Bro, you better pull over. I gots volcano ass and might splatter all over your nice upholstery"
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A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.
I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.
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When a person is fucked so hard in the ass that they throw up.
Jeremy fucked me anal so hard last night that I had an Atomic Volcano; now my esophagus is really sore.
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When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.
"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"
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May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.
Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
Carl is such a shit volcano.
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