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When someone takes a hundred dollar bill, puts it on top of a stack, then fills the rest of the stack with $1 bills to mask the fact that the person doesn't have much money.
Cop: That drug dealer just tried to bribe me with a Boston Wad, someones going to Jail.
"Look at that bread wad over there...""If you're going to be a bread wad, dude, you can hang out by yourself".
An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
A man from Junction City ,Oh that was never good enough to marry you in the first place. One that you equally hated for your whole marriage, but never cheated on and waited on him hand and foot. Who continually fucked people you knew even though you are hot and they were not comparable to your financial success , education or beauty. Who convinced you that you had trust issues and tried to make you insecure. A 30 year old man born on November 19, 1978, that has been seen crying in your front yard to see you, and that has a crooked dick.
a large number of bills (usually secured with a rubber band) that consists of mainly one dollar bills
He pulled out this load of cash but it turned out to be just a Detroit wad.
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When you end up with a bunch of singles (ones) in your wallet for various reasons like making change for every twenty in your wallet, even though you may have correct change. Also happens when you put a meal out with friends on your credit card and everyone gives you cash.
Bob: "Hey, that's some bank roll you got there, Sam!
Sam: "Nah, it's just my stripper wad...only about $30."
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