Wal-Mart

1) Retail establishment, AKA Sprawl-Mart, that represents the worst of American capitalist society and values: Mindless consumerism, quanitity over quality, the shrinking middle class, dead-end service-sector employment, anti-unionism, trade deficits, blind patriotism, racism, illiteracy, obesity, and tilt-up suburban sprawl.

2) A major donor to George W. Bush and the Republican Party, whose policies in turn create more Wal-Mart customers by offshoring good-paying union jobs.

3) Its very presence in a city identifies that city as an epicenter of lowlife inbreds or as adjacent to one.

4) Place where people of the middle class go to buy toilet paper and cat litter.

"Today I went to Wal-Mart to buy White Rain shampoo, diapers, Hamburger Helper and Marlboro Reds. Then I watched Fox News and voted for Dubya"

"Last month I was let go from our town's family-owned hardware store. Yesterday I learned they are going out of business on account of the new Wal-Mart."

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wal*mart

The store where you go to buy products cheap and easy

i went to wal*mart today and bought 12 cans of spraypaint for 89 cents

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Wal-mart

a place to get kewl smily face stickers when u walk in, also a really really fast place to get kicked out of!! :)

ME: "check out mah fly ass walmart stickers doods,
mah friends: shits doods we needa go to walmart!

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Wal-Mart

A nationwide supermarket chain generally distinguished for their lower-income clientele and ridiculous amounts of shopping carts scattered haphazardly across the parking lot, as if the cart-pushers are paid to loaf around.

Once upon a time, I was retarded, and decided upon heading to Wal-Mart's for the exclusive reason of attaining some pussy. I was more than sadly disappointed.

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Wal-Marting

2. Shopping at Wal-Mart

I need to go Wal-Marting and get some things.

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Wal-Mart

<i>noun</i>: A dirt-cheap place where wiggers, white trash and my mom go to buy anything, from SPAM to clothing.
<i>noun</I>: a word for the worst working conditions ever.
<i>Noun</i>: The spawning grounds of geeky computer nerds, Enron CEO's and small satanic creatures.
<i>Verb</i>: (Wal-Marted) A word used when Wal-Mart pushes another competitor store out of buisness.
(See Wawl-Mawt)

Let me get this straight - your job at Wal-Mart is being a carpet?

Wow, Sam's Appliances was just Wal-Marted out of buisness!

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Wal-Mart

Verb:

To "Wal-Mart" a bitch. When a man rushes in, fucks with the bike section, and gets out.

Guy 1: That chick needs a limp in her step.

Guy 2: I would so Wal-Mart that bitch.

Guy 1: Wreck that bike section.

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