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a girl who only cares about this one boy and who is obsessed with him but won’t date him. she also hates on josh allen for no reason like really!?! she’s always like he’s so ugly LIKE WHATTT HES SO HOT
boy- have you seen carlena!?!
girl- yeah she hated on josh allen for no reason
boy- ew what is wrong with her
girl- Ew carlena wallace
Mythical creature of the northern sierra Nevada mountains usually associated with visions that come to an individual after incomprehensible drunkenness has been achieved.
Dude I was so hammered last night I saw a pine Wallace.
Wallace parking means parking in the far corners of a parking lot, as far away from other cars as possible. My dad taught me to Wallace park, saying we could all use the exercise anyway. Now I do it to be antisocial and I taught my kids to do it to avoid fender benders.
Sorry I’m late — I was Wallace parking and I found the ultimate spot.
Loky Wallace is a sick lad who will be better at downball then anyone else. He may go out occasionally but he will get better and better as the game goes. Loky will have a lot of YouTube subscribers and will be a very popular kid in the YouTube community.
You must be a Loky Wallace
The most amazin Scot who eva lived...he kicked the english bastards asses until he gets caught and hung, drawn and quartered...Damn the English bastards!!!
They may take our Lives...but theyll never take our FREEDOM
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A new age descriptive phrase for the male genitalia. Wallace refering to the penis and beans refering to the testicles. penis
Fuck man, you hit me right in the wallace and beans.
Yea dude im tryin to get my wallace sucked tonight.
The girl just started licking my beans and I was like damn girl you nasty.
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The act of first receiving oral sex from a chick until you are close to ejaculating, then pulling your penis out and mushroom stamping the four corners of her face (in homage to William Wallace's limbs being sent to the four corners of England), then crying "Freedom!" as you come on her newly stamped visage, preferably dropping her panties out of your outstretched hand as you do so.
I was feeling patriotic, so I paid homage to the Scots by giving some hood rat the William Wallace.
That cocksucker sure was surprised when I pulled out and William Wallace'd all over her face.
Guy 1: Damn, why does Tanya have four red marks on her face?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave her the William Wallace last night.
Guy 1: Nice. I hope you yelled "Freedom!"
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