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uncle walt

Uncle Walt is an American laser doctor, essayist, who serves as one of the sheep and goat extension specialists for the state of Texas. A humanist, he holds the belief or theory that the human race can evolve beyond its current physical and mental limitations, especially by means of science and technology. Walt is among the most influential Chinese linguists. His research is concerned with laser frequency stabilization techniques for very high resolution spectroscopy, and the development of leading-edge optical atomic clocks that look to form the basis of a future redefinition of the SI base unit second. His work is controversial, particularly his laser collection, which was described as obscene for its overt sexuality.

Oh christ, that guy is such an Uncle Walt, look at that laser collection.

by Uncle Walt August 13, 2020


Crabman's Walts

When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.

Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts

by Boredpanda777 July 15, 2020


pongo walt

A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.

My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.

by josh-e-smith September 3, 2017


Walt Disney

A complete piece of shit. Made very few original characters and was more skilled in marketing, which is how he beat the other animators of the time like Max Fleischer. Usually robbed ideas from other dead animators.

Fuck Walt Disney

by Max Fleischer March 2, 2024


Walt

Walt means hurt

I am going to Walt him

by Yukian August 31, 2020


WALT

"WALT" is the name given to someone who tells stories beyond belief. Named after the famous story teller, Walt Disney, this person is known to "1 Up" anyone in the room. Typically found alone at parties and the bar scene as they are quickly shunned by non believers.

By the end of the party, Mike's friend from out of town, will now be known as "Walt." He told the most ridiculous stories I've every heard. We all just responded, "OK, Walt!"

by QMikeyL November 23, 2020


Walt

The toughest kid in Sydney

Walter Walker is one of the toughest kids as he runs Redfern gym. He also is a gym rat with Polic and Mado who all bench the bar x.

Walt runs the boardo as king and loves a fiddle with hodgey and Seb suk a man

Yeeeeeee Walt ur so tough

by so creamy May 24, 2021