When a man (or a woman) has a knee replacement surgery but instead gets the right knee in the left foot and has to spend the rest of their life with two opposing legs shuffling sideways and decided to learn the walts to forget about their misery.
Oh poor Frank, eversinse his knee replacement surgery all he does is the Crabman's walts
When you get so fucked up that you start to exhibit traits of someone who either has cerebral palsy or is autistic. Usually the result of drinking a lot whiskey or vodka.
Damn you should've seen charley last night at that rodeo he was fucking Walt Jr'ed hahahahahaha.
A guy who thinks he's in the armed forces (namely army) but is actually a shit-munching scrote. 'Pongo Walts' also tend to be tall beyond the atmosphere, similar in look and smell to the BFG.
My mate thinks he's nails, but he's actually a Pongo Walt. That's why he's on the sex offender's register.
To be a meth manufacturer.
Elton: "That guy has been acting hella sus. I think he might be a Walt."
Someone who often cooks meth or has sexual intercourse with his wife. Walts tend to live in new mexico. Most Walts have brother-in-laws named hank who work for the police. they usually will shout JESSE at the top of their lungs in public as it is a genetic they cannot look past. to not shout jesse publicly is a sin to the Walts.
Walt: JESSE *does meth*
Man: looks like a walt over there