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consists of rubbing/pulling you're penis, to the point of orgasim, usually done by visulising sexual activity, or suduction
guy 1: aww...that chick was so sweet! i coulden't help wanking
guy 2: gl with that, as for me i don't need porn, i have my gf :D, which is way funner than that =p
guy 1: ty...still nice on a cold night though ^.^, i might light a candle :D
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To masturbate. In men, accomplished by taking the penis in the fist and moving up and down until ejaculation. (This may not be possible for circumcised men, but who cares about them?) Other more complex methods are also available.
I was wanking last night, because I was horny.
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To give one's self a pleasure rub.
An expression used if something isnt very good.
Last night i watched back door sluts 9 and had a great WANK over it.
Karl: Have you heard of the band HIM?
Me: Yes. I have.
Karl: I am going to see them live.
Me: Gutting. That is quite devastating as they Are the WANKest band on this earth. Even more wank than finch
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Its okay baby, don’t be scared to pull out yo lil wank wank
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To masturbate rigorously to eventually force ejaculation.
Its first known use was by Jane Austen in Pride and Prejudice:
Sir William Lucas: Oh, Miss Eliza, why are you not dancing? - Mr. Darcy, allow me to present this young lady to you as a very desirable partner. You cannot refuse to dance, I am sure, when so much beauty is before you.
Elizabeth Bennet: Indeed, Sir, I have not the least intention of dancing. Please don't suppose that I moved this way in order to beg for a partner.
Mr. Darcy: I would be very happy if you'd do me the honour of dancing with me, Miss Bennet.
Elizabeth Bennet: Thank you, but excuse me, I am not inclined to dance.
Mr Darcy: Miss Bennet, please then do me the honour of walking you to the study, allowing me to wank over your shadow and to cast jism all over your tits.
Elizabeth Bennet: Mr Darcy, that is a most favourable suggestion!
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