jimmy-wax

For a woman to perform upon a man. The jimmy being his penis, and the process of waxing being the act of fellatio.

I'll loose weight when I feel like it, bitch! You think you so slick you blasphemous, dope-fiend bitch! I got my jimmy-waxed seven times last week!

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sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

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Wax the Curb

Whilst sprinting in the nude, one must leap spread eagle and land ass-hole first on the corner of any angular object and then continue to slide forward.

Jack took one look at his mom's bureau and decided to wax the curb.

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Chewing the Wax

When one performs oral on a male while he wears a condom, either to avoid a mouthful of cum or to avoid catching STDs.

I was nervous about giving Eric a blowjob, but chewing the wax ensured I didn't get his syphilis-filled semen in my mouth.

stool wax

The semen that is produced when ever one masturbates on a stool.

Friend 1: Did you hear Alex wacked off on his stool last night
Friend 2: Gross!

Friend 1: Yeah he told me he produced a lot of stool wax
Friend 2:*pukes*
Friend 1:*also pukes*

wax that ass

to fuck in a great way

MAn ima wax dat ass like whoa

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wax the dolphin

Slang for masturbation. see beat the meat or Pull a Toma

I gotta go and wax the dolphin.

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