weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.

*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.

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Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

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Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

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Weak Fish

Someone who is weak in the casino industry ..Usually referred to as a "Jimmy"...It is signaled across the pits with a motion of the hands on top of each other, with thumbs opposite sides.. to resemble a fish!

1."dude you suck..you are such a Jimmy!"

2..That guy came in 10k without I.D. and you didnt catch it? You are such a "Weak Fish"!!

Weak Jacket

Slang: a weak stomach; easily nauseated; easily sickened.

I was having fun at the amusement park until I went on the roller coaster; I have such a weak jacket that I threw up on the loop, and the ride had to be shut down for cleaning.

weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle

Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."

Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!