weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.

*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.

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Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

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Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

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shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

Weak Fish

Someone who is weak in the casino industry ..Usually referred to as a "Jimmy"...It is signaled across the pits with a motion of the hands on top of each other, with thumbs opposite sides.. to resemble a fish!

1."dude you suck..you are such a Jimmy!"

2..That guy came in 10k without I.D. and you didnt catch it? You are such a "Weak Fish"!!

Weak Jacket

Slang: a weak stomach; easily nauseated; easily sickened.

I was having fun at the amusement park until I went on the roller coaster; I have such a weak jacket that I threw up on the loop, and the ride had to be shut down for cleaning.

weak suck

Def 1: some one that cannot assert themselves when necessary

Def 2: a problem an infant has when he/she cannot learn to breastfeed/suckle

Ex 1: "Mark said that guy was a weak suck because he was letting his ex-girlfriend walk all over him."

Ex 2: "The newborn could not get the nutrients needed due to the fact she had a weak suck."