weak status

Being weak, lame, total failure. The status of being weak. Weak status is like hitting rock bottom, the lowest level, being weak at life 24/7.

*Hector passes bong to rudy*
Rudy: Cough, cough, cough dayum son that shit has me fucked up of one hit.
Hector: WTF man that was only stress I haven't even brought out the kush, rudy you're officialy at weak status now.

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Weak Dog

Someone who is weak, useless, and all round pathetic

Weak dog!

Matt is such a weak dog!

What a weak dog!

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Weak Sauce

Describes an event or object that lacks inesnity and/or fails to fully accomplish its purpose. Used to degrade, or convey ones dissatisfaction in something.

That concert was weak sauce, I can't believe I paid to see it.

Or

Your Face is weak sauce.

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Weak Fish

Someone who is weak in the casino industry ..Usually referred to as a "Jimmy"...It is signaled across the pits with a motion of the hands on top of each other, with thumbs opposite sides.. to resemble a fish!

1."dude you suck..you are such a Jimmy!"

2..That guy came in 10k without I.D. and you didnt catch it? You are such a "Weak Fish"!!

Weak wife

A woman who simply wants a man for a “title” to be called “wifey “. But her man the husband of all hoes & stays cheating on her . Wifey has no money and is a dummy bitch who gets circles ran on her while she home like a slave to cook, clean & babysit . Her pussy is trash & head game is weak. She portrays a fake happy life online but deep down is miserable cuz she’s stuck & has nothing going for herself; no goals, no money has no ambition but be the perfect doormat for her hubby’s disposal like a goofy ass bitch . Weak wives let their hubby’s have babies on them , multiple hoes on the side & still she remains like the proud clown she is .

I couldn’t imagine being stuck in a embarrassing relationship , that’s weak wife shit

shit's weak

Meaning "shit is weak", this phrase is appropriate when a person, object, or event is weak, not as cool as originally thought, or otherwise lacking.

Examples of when it is appropriate to use this phrase:

Your friend posts a video of a rice rocket on Facebook, exclaiming how cool it is, but it isn't. You comment "Shit's weak."

You buy some espresso from Starbucks, only to find that it isn't as delicious as everyone says. You mumble, "Shit's weak."

You go to a party only to find that most of the attendees are not of the opposite sex (or not of the same sex, whatever floats your boat). "Shit's weak."

Mentally weak

You are mentally weak if you cannot beat your PE teacher's 7 year old son in athletics

Mr Cullen: Run faster or I will mentally weak you!
Noah: Yo sir I'm already done
Mr Cullen: Well done kiddo your great but them over there are pretty slow
Them over there: Noooooo sir pleeeeasssee don't do it not the mentally weak laser aaaaahhhhhh
Mr Cullen: YOU ARE MENNNNNTALLLYYY WEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!!
Them over there: Nnnnnnnnooooooooooooo!