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When you sprinkle some grade A Columbian bam bam around the outside of a butthole then proceed to snort the coke at the same time as the person farts blowing the coke up in the air and into your nose.
The stripper I was with last night let me do a columbian whale
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A Whale Whore is a premiscuous girl who lures a nice, timid boy out whale watching. He'll agree because the activity is safe and boring, but, little does he know... as soon as the boat leaves the dock the whale whore begins an aggressive seduction.
- Janice invited me whale watching this weekend.
- Are you gonna go?
- No.... she's a total whale whore.
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Humpback Whales, also known as “behemoths” or “beluga whales” are Endangered creatures whom are large, sensitive, and are known for lack of common sense. They often weigh around 300+ pounds. Their goal is to erase men off the planet. #saveouroceans
If you touch a Humpback Whale, this behemoth will consider it as rape.
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a fat chick who is acting like a bitch and/or cunt.
My boss is such a cuntback whale.
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1.A person who, while not overweight, looks like a beluga whale due an excess of forehead combined with small often catlike dark eyes. Most common habitats include Amherst College, Holland, and England. Speech pattern indicates that said person sounds like their from London.
Person 1- (Shaking her head in dismay) Whats she like?
Person 2- Yo stop being such a Maluga whale
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Having intercourse with a fat girl who lays in a similar fashion to a beached whale. Much to the shame of the male.
Dude, Ben totally went whale style with Katie (Who is fat) sounds fucking gross.
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n. 1. A person, usually male, who is prone to fucking abnormally fat people of the opposite sex due to the fact that they are desperate and/or intoxicated.
1. Mike is turning into a real whale tagger with all the fat bitches he's been fucking.
2. "Hey, did you know about that chick that Mike hooked up with last night?"
"Yeah, next time he should bring a harpoon for that bitch she was huge!"
"I guess whale tagging is in season all year around for him"
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