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White briefs, sometimes including brown stains, also known as skid marks. Some famous manly men that wear whitey tighties include:
-Vegeta
-Vin Diesel
-Billy Ray Cyrus
-That mouse in the nutcracker
The term "tighty whitey" is not only incorrect but inferior. Whitey tighty is the proper term for white briefs.
Damn, look at those whitey tightys on Piccolo's head!
Oops, I spilled some pop on the carpet. Use my whitey tightys to mop it up.
What kind of moron thinks that tighty whiteys are actually whitey tightys.
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If you are a boy or man it is the first kind of underwear your mother bought you. White and tight, you didn't have anything yet to be proud of, so they were ok. But then you grew, and you were wearing the same underwear at 13 or 14 that you were wearing when you were 10. "Mom, I need some new underwear!" "They still look good, honey, you sure you need new ones?" "Mom, I've had the same underwear since I was 10, you know." "Oh I know, honey, I will get you some new ones, next paycheck, you say you still wear 10s, honey?" then I only hear screaming.
Hey, honey, if them whitey tightys, get any tighter, you voice ain't neva gunna change.
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Something an Aborginal Australian may yell out to get a white persons attention
"Ay Whitey come ere"
"Ay Whitey got any spare change for da bus"
When a Male pulls out after Climax an gives one, or more, of his partners a Milk Mustache. aka,The Colonel Sanders
After a long hard session Doggy Style, nothing beats the refreshing feeling of a good Whitey FurGushOn
White male underwear as worn by Spiderman under his Spiderman suit.
SpiderWrangler got caught in his Spidey-Whiteys when he least expected it.
The lead singer of everlast who dissed eminem to jump start his career...so eminem answered back and fucked him up.
eminem: whitey ford cant rap or sing but he wants to do both
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these are awesome underwear because they look and feel like a speedo and i wear those.
elmar the great that happened to me also except mine were just yellow(not from pee) they brought me to the girls locker room and hung by my tighty whiteys then they flicked my nuts and finally slipped them out the side and waited fo the girls to get back in and they all saw my 2 inch penis where they took pictures and posted them on internet and mesage boadr i mean every saw teachers, students and even parents it wwas in the year book. but they let me down and took my clothes so i to had to walk around in tightys but while i was walking..... i got pants and they were taken from me so i ran back to my locker and put on the only cover up i had 2 year old high rise bikinipurple so i walked 2 the offiice and was laighed at by teachers more than students.
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