Probably one of the coolest people to ever exist. His arrival to earth killed the dinosaurs, his fart caused the Chernobyl melt down, and his sneezes caused the devastating destruction of Hiroshima and Nagasaki during WWII, which the USA later claimed responsibility for.
Person one: “have you ever heard of Nuke Bowen?”
Person two: “You mean The Nuke? Hell yeah I’ve heard of him!”
he be lookin’ like a mf giraffe yet he’s had more girlfriends than the whole population of animals
luke bowen is a highlighter
CJ Bowen is the fat ginger everyone loves, but god can he be a pain...
I love CJ Bowen, but got can he be annoying
Person 1: See that guy over there, that’s Bowen MacDaddy
Person 2: oh so he likes having sex with other men
Person 1: exactly
a Basic B obsessed with cookie run, caramel frappuccinos and being a baddie oryyy
Bowen Brownstein, BB aka BAD BISH
someone who Gets sooooo many girls and has the perfect shlong.
look at that sigma male
no man thats better hes a Bowen Bright
Blake Alexander bowen is not someone you should like