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Humorously called the place where National Guard or Reserve military personnel go after initial training whereas Active duty armed service members will be assigned to a permanent duty station, or base. Reserve and National Guard get to go home after training and only have additional training once a month and two weeks out of the summer. They have the chance to be lazy at "Fort Couch" until duty calls.
Private Smith: I got my orders to go Fort Benning. Have you gotten yours?
Private Osborn: Oh, I am already assigned to a unit. I am Reserve.
Private Smith: Fort Couch, huh?
Private Osborn: Haha hell yeah, man!
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Another term for Fort Lauderdale, FL. Term used to signify the amount of alcohol consumed in this location.
Hey man, I'm headed down to Fort Liquordale for spring break!
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AKA fort mac, so called fort crack cuz of the high consentration of crack and crack heads
Guy1: let's go to fort mac and make some cash
Guy2: u mean fort crack
Guy1: ya I love crack
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A wealthy community in Suffolk County, NY located on the north shore of long island. Has alot of nice beaches and is more of a place for older people to live, most of the kids there are just bored to death and end up getting into stupid things.
fort salonga has mad good weed
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Fort Clocks is the United States' national depository of timepieces. All of the nation's important clocks, watches, sundials, etc. are held in this near impenetrable fortress located in scenic Charleston, West Virginia. Fort Clocks was deliberately not built in Kentucky like the equally important Fort Knox because Kentucky resides in a state that is split between two time zones and is thus inconvenient for a fortress tasked with maintaining the world's most important timepieces. Of the invaluable clocks contained within the cement walls of Fort Clocks include: The World's Fastest Clock, one of those melting clocks Dali used in his paintings, the atomic clock (which runs almost entirely on the cutting age technology of 'atoms'), the pocket watch that Abraham Lincoln was looking at before his unfortunate death, the new year's eve timer that sits below the ball in New York, an hour glass filled entirely with the souls of dead orphans, the world's most inaccurate sundial, and the timer used in the hit show '24'.
Fort Clocks also harbors an elite military force that is responsible for maintaining the natural flow of time by assassinating anyone in research of time travel. This task force is single handedly responsible for why Einstein's "Theory" of Relativity is still just theory.
Built in 1876 to mark the centennial of the signing of the declaration of independence, Fort Clocks boasts a plethora of defensive features. No one can know for sure exactly what those features are since most of Fort Clocks is underground and visitors are not permitted to be within 800 meters of the structure, but rest assured that our nation's clocks under protected with the greatest care and precision.
"I tried to break into Fort Clocks, but I was shot"
"The scientist was about to make an important breakthrough in time travel, but the Fort Clocks Time Patrol showed up and he was shot"
"Eunice said she never heard of Fort Clocks, so she was smacked upside the head."
"Eunice said Fort Clocks doesn't exist, so she was smacked upside the head."
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A US army installation in Louisiana. Full of idiots and those who are not fit for the army but somehow got in - Zach
“So what was fort Polk like?” “Hell.”
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A place where no-one has anything better to do than make shit up about each other.
"did you hear what she said about me?!"
"that's Fort William for you!"
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