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n., An act in which one individual blows through another's pubic hair, causing it to move and sway.
Spiderman gave Mary Jane a windy yard after he saved a building full of children from certain death.
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== The Legend ==
The Andrew Miller(Windy for short) has several different moods.
== History ==
Andrew Miller came to 'Planet Earth' in 1484 BC, and was raised by a family of chickens. Mr Chicken, also known as Steve, tought him how to scratch for food, while his mother, Mrs Chicken, taught him how to survive in the real world.
== Appearance ==
He has the worst comb over known to man and looks remarkably like Shrek.
== Diet ==
Breakfast: Flaky pastry, topped with Jamaica's finest seasoned bird feed.
Lunch: Peanut butter snadwhiches, bird feed, milk, more birdfeed.
Dinner: Mueseli, birdfeed, milk, goats, bananas, potatoes, turkeys, cabbages, asparagus, cauliflower, meat, steak, ham, pork, cheese, lions, brocilli, pie, crocodiles, jam, honey, carrots, scotch egg, salami, pizza, hash browns, rhinos, and bird feed!
Supper: A Twix and a slice of bread, topped with bird feed.
Snacks: Bird feed, golden syrup.
Other: Meat flavoured bird feed, potatoes.
== Favourite Things ==
Favourite film: Chicken Run
Anyone bald and works in a libary is windy miller
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The back sliding window in a truck.
Hey man, I'm cold, shut the beer windy!
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When you're giving someone a rim job and they let a fart rip in your mouth
Mate, I turned her around and was going to town on her anus. Then she gave me a windy kiss, tasted like eggs with a side of shit.
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Having a chick fart in your mouth and immediately open-mouth kissing the fart into her mouth.
That Karen chick said she was down for a windy city, but she just couldn't fart.
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Flatulence that is nearly a shart makes noise when u walk / needs to be squeezed out doesn’t fall out
Far out brah dat Shepard’s peeow gave me duh hectikest windy pops out my dick hole
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A sex act where someone requests that another person fart in their face while rimming and asking questions ("You like this? This feel good? You full of hot air?").
Tobias requested that Erich give him a windy interview.
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