Wine Roulette

The game of chance played wile drinking wine with an unknowing and mentally unstable significant other or companion. The outcome is always unknown and can very from happiness, sadness, crying, throwing of fists, irrational and erratic behaviour and pointless arguing. The odds of an unfavourable outcome increase as the amount of wine consumed increases.

I was playing wine roulette with Meghan last night and lost bad. She got so drunk that she started to cry and punch me because I haven't proposed to her yet.

wine crime

is when you have had a long, tiring day and you would like to wind down and relax before going to sleep. The crime occurs when you fall asleep or crash before you have finished your glass of wine - hence wasted wine

Dumping that Pinot because Lisa passed out Last night is such wine crime!

wine mouth

When you have been drinking a large amount of red wine and it stains the inside of your mouth. Can also mean when you have been drinking a lot of wine and you can not talk properly anymore.

I can tell you've been drinking, you have wine mouth

Safety Wine

A bottle of wine purchased alongside a massive carry out to deal with the inevitable emergency of 1L of vodka and 24 beers not being enough for 3 people on a Saturday night.

Maxi: What's that?

Jonty: this is safety Wine to be opened at 4.30am after we drink our take away and have shots at Laverys

Chile Wine

When your broke ass takes your own bottle of wine in and establishment and then refills it from a box in the parking lot.

Let's go get some "chile wine" and bring it to our work so they just charge us the corkage fee

red wine

Red wine is a type of alcohol which may result in people calling you "gay" or "old" for drinking it, but these are the same people who prefer to drink alcohol - such as vodka, lager or absinthe - simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
Red wine goes well with a nice pasta, and it is good for you
(in moderation of course)

red wine and penne amatriciana - my idea of a great meal

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wine cock

A cock that is not stiff enough for penetrating sex. Often as a result from having been drinking too much wine.

After having been fluffed for hours Rocco had to give up admitting that he suffered from wine cock that night.

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