Law of Absentee Wingmanning

If you leave two drunk people alone long enough, they will invariably make out.

The other night with Brent I just followed the Law of Absentee Wingmanning and left the bar.

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double crossing wingman

When the bro that's helping you seal the deal with a lady ends up swooping in for the kill.

Jordan: "Hey thanks Jake for helping me seal the deal with Cass!"
Jake: "Sorry bro, I'm taking her home with me tonight"
Jordan: "You double crossing wingman, you're rack jacking me!"

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tag team wingman

n. a hooking up strategy where two guys take turns playing wingman to keep it even.

How 'bout tag team wingman tonight at the club?

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Joke Wingman

When your friend or another person says something that gives you the idea or opportunity to make a good joke without it being pre-planned.

Dude 1: Thanks bro for that sweet set up, you're a sweet joke wingman.

Dude 2: No worries, it's all natural.

wingman home run

Wingman job done

That was another wingman home run

Wingman's reward

When you get to hook up with the friend of the girl that your mate is going for, because you and the girl friend are stuck with each other and there's not much else to do.

It's not a great reward but better than going home empty handed.

Note that it's not a wingmans' reward if you're actually into the girl. That's tag teaming and not wingmanning.

I wingmanned Kyle last night and collected a half decent wingman's reward.

Opposite wingman

A friend who makes sure you are loyal. Makes sure you don’t talk to any other girls. Keeps you a good man

“Bro you are such an opposite wingman”