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One who forces sexual intercourse onto another and is bailed out by his university for his athletic prowess.
Person 1: "Oh my god, that guy is raping her!"
Person 2: "It's okay, he's really good at football."
Person 1: "Ah, he's a Jameis Winston."
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Stoner language used when one person tells the other to chill.
(Note the pronounced chillllllll when spoken)
'Bruv this eighth ent 3.2 for shit.'
'Chill Winston, let me get my whales out.'
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It was mentioned in the movie Lock Stock as a term to mean 'calm down'.
It was originally said on a British TV advert in the early 1990s.
"He was pacing up and down with worry, so I said "Chill Winston" !
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a cantonese baller that is a smart ass, also known as pooh bear.
ily best fwend<3
AHAHA. you suck !(:
elyssa: omg winston chen.
pooh bear: don't call me winston chen.
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The act of depositing excrement into ones own hand and slapping the hot steamy load on top of the head or your lover before, during or after sex.
Man: "God babe, you've totally got me so hot, I think I'm gonna' shit myself"
Woman: "Oh wait...do it in your hand!"
Man: (bowell noises) "What the fuck...this is nasty!" Smack!
Woman: "Oh Yes! My own hairy hairy winston!"
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british leader during WWII, tried covering up for Neville Chamberlain, who fucked up so bad it wasn't funny, then, but now it's fucking hilerious
"would you like some tea?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
"would you like some crumpets?"
"I would, cuz I'm Winston Churchill"
Peter Griffin
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An act which involves one male deep-throating another, the receiver is only allowed to come up for breath and avoid gagging by repeating Mr T quotes. As soon as he stops quoting it’s back to balls on the chin.
dam! I was doing a dirty Winston on Kie last night and nearly choked him to death luckily he pulled away and said “I ain’t getting on no plane sucker” I said you is the sucker bro and pushed him down.
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