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When you are out on town with lads and you get into the dodgy part where the more liberal hoes are and you don't wanna walk past
Lad " im not going any further up here"
lad 2 " why not"
Lad " All the skanks up on wombat corner"
The male equivalent of a 'cougar'
Yo, did you see Grandpa Robert today? He was totes hitting on that 25 year old--what a winged wombat!
Like, ew.
IKR?!!!
Silly Robert. Tarts aren't for farts.
an extraordinarily long jump.
The term made its debut in the Uncharted 3: Drakes Deception beta when a gamer named Wombat909 jumped about four times the normal distance between moving trucks.
Guy1: whoah dude that guy must be hacking! he just jumped so far!
Guy2: no, i've heard about those. he just did a wombat jump!
The reverse wombat is unusual sex position. The girl is covered in maple syrup with chocolate sprinkles all over. The guy lies down naked on a trampoline that has been covered in mango pulp. The girl then jumps on top the guy and bounces until his penis enters her vagina and at that moment makes wombat noises. The two then bounce as one and screach.
I love doing the reverse wombat.
I'm always sticky after doing the reverse wombat.
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The Purple Wombat is part of a shaggy dog story involving Billy. The entire story revolves around the listener wondering what the Purple Wombat is, only in the end to be disappointed and not find out.
The Purple Wombat is not an actual thing, action, etc. Its just part of the joke. Odds are if you're wondering what the Purple Wombat is, you read the joke.
The entire joke is that there is no Purple Wombat.
shaggy dog story purple wombat
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To go from being calm and docile to breaking bad on someone.
To be nice one minute and then go to being in an aggressive mood.
He makes me so mad, I'm about to go wombat on his ass.
Watch out, Ted is prone to going wombat.
Ahhhh look he's so cute. Wait he's foaming at the mouth now, he must have just went wombat.
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A large, baggy shirt with unusual excess armpit fabric. Wombats are great in the winter and sweaty in the summer. (But we wear them in the summer anyways) A good wombat is always belted with a thick, matching, but not to flashy belt.
If you buy an overly HUGE shirt and belt it to make it look good, then u have a wombat shirt, congrats!