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The incredibly hard, eye popping, blue vein throbber of a hard-on reached during the air pressure ramp up cycle of a CPAP sleep apnea machine.
Example sentence: although the cpap's face mask ruled out the possibility of a Tahitian face maskbefore bed, Allison did enjoy riding that uber CPAP woody in reverse cowgirl while redirecting a queef out her ass
While you are getting your balls sucked, repeatedly tap the head of your penis on her forehead.
Warning: Prolonged use of the woody woodpecker has been known to cause severe bruising to the head of the penis.
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A Jewish nerd with an erection
Jonah looked around the room as he entered his advanced calculus class. He quickly sat down at an empty seat in an attempt to hide his woody allen.
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A weather woody is the state of excitement or arousal that TV weather men work themselves into when there is the possibility of a "snow event" or similar weather condition.
When the first "snow event" occurs, the local weather man seeks refuge behind the official News Center Weather Desk in an attempt to conceal his weather woody.
boner woody schwing Al Roker The Weather Channel
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Physical attraction to a single hot young woman by an older married man.
Dude 1: I was working late when she came by my office and now I have a total Tiger Woody for her.
Dude 2: You have a nice family, keep it buttoned up.
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To get a boner A.K.A erection when being sexually excited.
Example 1: We kissed and I saw her eyes, and I popped a woody.
Example 2: Don't get excited Daniel! You may pop a woody!
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Another word for a condom.
Hoody - being the condom and
Woody - being the hard dick the hoody covers.
guy 1: "we goin out tonight?"
guy 2: "Hell yeah man! just gotta grab a hoody for the woody."
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