wool coat

The extra skin that comes with an uncircumsised penis. When an uncircumsised penis is flaccid, it is wearing a wool coat. When it is erect, the wool coat is then disrobed.

It's hard to tell if he has a big penis or not because it's always wearing a wool coat.

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wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

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WOOL GOOD

alternate form of "real good"
OR
An exclaimation that can be used for any occasion, usually best for one of excitement.

upon entering a room "WOOOL GOOD everybody"
"I scored a 120 on the course today. That vexed me up REAL GOOD"

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Wet wool

When a handsome devil from out of town says 'I'll make you want to change post codes' and goes to work on you until your cum runs down your leg into your ugg boot.

Come here babe so I can make you want to change post codes and give you wet wool

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Jamaican lamb's wool

weed (usually in large quantities), often used in kevin smith media....movies, cartoons, comics..

Cop busted us for two pounds of Jamaican lamb's wool

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Red Steel Wool

Going down on a really hairy girl during the heaviest flow of her period.

Me: "Timmy, why is your face all red?"
Timmy: "Cuz I woke up to some red steel wool this morning... asshole."

pull some wool

Having the ability to easily attract women. Possessing the ability to easily "hook-up" with Girls.

This weekend, as Doug rides into Newport Beach with his biker gang, in perfect formation, he will definitely pull some wool.

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