Spew-worthy

1. Something that's so vile and disgusting, it makes you want to barf.

2. Something that's so funny, you 'spew' whatever you're drinking all over your computer.

3. May be a combination of 1 and 2.

Some of the things I've seen on the internet are truly spew-worthy.

fear-worthy

Really cool, awesome, or amazing.

Stems from the overuse of "awesome" to mean something that is good. We already bastardised "awe-inspiring," so "fear-worthy" is next.

"Fear-worthy" is a fear-worthy word.

whoo-worthy

An event that warrants an appropriate "whoo!" response.

Describing good news.

(whoo-worthy)
Girl: "I'm not pregnant!"
Guy: "Whooo!"

(not whoo-worthy)
Girl 1: "Let's go clubbin'!"
Girl 2: "Whooo!"

Guy 1: "I got promoted today!"
Guy 2: "Congrats. That's definitely whoo-worthy!"

gutter worthy

talk that is accidentally taken the wrong way; the degradation of someone by their own words; terms usually spoken in a crude way

A girl says she is easy and her friend says "Wow, that's gutter worthy!"

Piss-worthy

Piss-worthy; On the hotness scale, a girl that is so hot you would allow her to piss on your face just so you could see where it was coming from.

Man dude dis smokin ass chick was so fuggjn hot dude she was like piss-worthy. Know wut I'm sayin

Popcorn worthy

A descriptive term for an event or show that is entertaining and engaging to a point much more intense than most others.

James: "Did you catch the season premiere the other night?"
Donny: "Oh yeah dude, that was some popcorn worthy stuff."

Pound Worthy

something that is worth beating off to.

God damn, that girl is pound worthy.