Writing Papers

To masturbate vigorously..

As I heard the computer chair squeaking like and old farm windmill I asked,"Harry!! What in the hell are you doing in there??"He said,"writing papers!!"

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Writing Coma

When a writer goes into an extreme state of concentration, and is so deeply absorbed that they are oblivious to their surroundings.

On the last day of NaNoWriMo, Ellen went into a a massive writing coma in order to finish up her novel.

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automatic writing

1. a form of writing, often employed by surrealist poets, done by thinking as little as possible about what one is writing so that the thoughts from the id, unhindered by the ego, may come through.
2. a form of writing done in a similar manner, with a complete lack of any thought on the writer's part, employed by spiritualists who wish to "channel in" the thoughts of spirits or other entities from different planes of existence.
3. a form of writing done in the above manner by mental patients who are instructed to do so, so that their inner thoughts may be examined by psychological authorities

Automatic Writing is often easier to do while half asleep.

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Write it on a flyer.

a popular phrase in Japanese BBSs that is used to warn a member not to post a provocative message

You can’t troll here. Write it on a flyer.

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Write It Down

another way of saying "bitch understand".

best believe those pythons would've been snatched out of your scalp, write it down.

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write off

To be beaten so bad that you have to goto intensive care. Derives from a car being "written off".

Blud, Marshall got write off! He got slew, blad!"

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read and write

cockney for a "fight"

i would have gotten here sooner, but i got caught up in a read and write.

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