wtf

wtf usally stands for "what fuck" but it cna also be used for the 5 w's why/where/when/who/what the fuck

Girl=="Im going up to the mall-izzle"
friend=="WTF is your problem"

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WTF

An acronym for 'what the fuck' often capitalized for emphasis. Commonly used in chatrooms by lazy chatters, video game channels by dueling gamers, in curse-free environments like business or schools, and by sailors on ship over intercom systems who don't want to be cited.

Meanings an variations:
what the fuck
who the fuck
when the fuck
where the fuck
whiskey tango foxtrot (military slang version)

"WTF ARE YOU DOING! WORST TANK EVER!"
Gamer to gamer
"wtf are you doing on the deck?"
Sailors
"wtf was she wearing?"
teenage chatroom

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WTF

Alternate meaning: Where's the Flag?

Commonly used in capture the flag type games (such as Team Fortress, Halo, etc...).

You: W-T-F yo?
Teacher: What does w-t-f mean?
You: Wheres The Flag
Teacher: Oh, I thought it was some sort of vulgar internet accronym again.

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WTF

wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh

dude:wtf man
you:i know those weekdays no need to remind me
dude:what?
you;wtf means wednsday thursday friday duh
dude:*sarcasticly says*really?
you:yes

WTF

W: what
T: the
F: flipping/f*ck
childish meaning of "WTF": what the flipping?!
general meaning of "WTF": what the f*ck?!

"WTF" is this doing here?!

WTF

Contrary to popular belief wtf does not stand for what the fuck which is what millennials think
It actually stands for WHERE’S THE FOOD

Cocksucker-wtf mom
Urmom-excuse me
Cocksucker-I can not find the food
Urmom-why dos you say WHAT THE FUCK
Cocksucker-NO I said where’s the food
Urmom-smd
Cocksucker-sorry am typing this while in doggystyle with my gf
Urmom-Well I hope you can do the four finger tango on me tonight

Cocksucker-you are my mom
Urmom-so calll me MOMMY

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WTF

For Parents: Well That's Fantastic
For Kids: What The Fuck
For Old People: ?????

For Parents: You got an A+ WTF
For Kids: WTF dude. just stop!
For Old People: What does WTF mean?