Yonks

Yonks is a term defining a vast amount of time from a week to a year it is often used as slang in PlayStation or Xbox party chat

Kyle: wanna play Halo
Tyrone: I haven't played Halo in Yonks
Kyle: same

Yonk

Means anything

Your such a yonk

Yonk

To vomit, puke, throw up.

Tom: "ohhhh dude Ricky just totally yonked everywhere"

Yonk

To take something away from another.

Can I yonk ur phone for a minute?

Yonk

The word you use when you don’t know how to reply.

“My Grandma died.”

“Yonk.”

Yonking

Means really good.

Is that ‘bussing, kyle?’. ‘No bro, it’s yonking!’.

Sloppy Yonk

The act of licking a guys taint (found behind the balls before the asshole ) in a slobbery, wet, and ostentatious way.

Me: “ girl things have been getting stale in the bedroom with my man so I gave him a sloppy yonk last night and he proposed!!”

Friend: “damn girl you needs teach me how to do THAT”