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The day to stop being a lazy ass boyfriend and ask your girlfriend out in a date
Take her to a restaurant of the movies.
You can cook a nice diner and Watch a movie together
Surprise her its ask your girlfriend out day
during may people can fuck their girlfriend and be horny towards them. there is nothing their girlfriend can do about it
Yo bro its fuck your girlfriend may!
Bet.
All you need to do is give you girlfriend attention when she wants it or just stare at her because why not
National love your girlfriend day is about loving her and doing what she pleases
On November 7th, you have permission to punch your girlfriend
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
November 1st is the day for all the boyfriends to give their girls their own pleasure.
Gf: You know what day it is?
Bf: What?
Gf: National eat out your girlfriend day!!
Bf: Spread them legs…
National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"