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The reason why you are single.
Joe - Why am I single.
Mama - Your face.
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your face is the best come back ever
person1 you are ugly
person2 your face is ugly
person1 why would you
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This is the ultimate comeback to the supposed 'ultimate comeback. This is what you use when someone uses "Your mother's face'', or "yo mamma's face".
Kid 1: Yo mamma!
: Your mother!
Kid 2: Yo mamma's face!
: Your mother's face!
(kid 2 thinking he's won the battle of ultimate comeback)
Kid 1: Yo mamma's face in my pants!
: Your mother's face in my pants!
(Kid 1 now wins)
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Bob : I hate those shoes you're wearing
Jess : Turn off your porcelain face
Bob : Geez I'm sorry!
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National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.
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A less intelligent form of "your mom"
Friend 1: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Friend 1: ...That didn't even make sense.
Friend 2: Your face doesn't make sense.
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