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(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.
Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.
Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.
An intelligent, independent, very funny person, often found reading or playing Video games. Talks most around friends and can flirt well, being the person he is he is not very athletic but still seems to stay in shape lol. He doesn’t know much about girls and hasn’t had many, but when he does have one he is loyal and sticks with her forever :)
Him- Have you met that kid Zach?
Her- Ya he’s awesome!!!
A Zach is someone who loves sex but his pull out game isn’t very strong don’t be a Zach
Zach did you cum inside me?