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(noun) A recipe that has had an otherwise minor ingredient increased in ratio to comprise anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the total volume of the mixture. IE: a Zach Green Tea with sugar is 2/3 Green Tea, 1/3 sugar.
Yo man, would you make me a rum and coke? Oh, and make it a Zach.
Are you sure dude? You gotta drive home later...
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An exceedingly boring individual who would be far more epic if he would change his name to Zacharias.
We're looking at you, Zach. O.O
Theseus aka Zach bores me and his girlfriend wanted me to say that she hates him. Enjoy, dollface.
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Zach is a tool who thinks he is hot but he really looks like the bottom of a gorilla butt. He picks his nose and is a dork.
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A fucking cheater. He charms you with his lovely presence, shows he’s a total helpless romantic then breaks your heart.
Oh yeah Zach, total heart throb cheater.
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If you have a Zach you are the luckiest person in the world! He is so charming, sweet, kind, and cute. He can be extremely shy at first or when he’s with certain friends. But when he’s with one extremely important friend he is himself. So energetic, happy, and a jokester. If you have a Zach tell him you love him no matter if your dating or not! If he likes someone he might take a while to tell the person so then he likes them for a long time and grows onto them.
Zach is the best person I’ve ever had rock my world.-JM
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A man who will stare unblinking at you menacingly looking as if he will whip out the secret big iron and murder you right then and there when he will suddenly throw his head back in laughter at nothing throughout the day at random intervals, he will talk of firearm enthusiasm and the beauty of capitalism before talking about how he dunk slams children, it’s not recommended to attack him for he has ways of immediate incapacitation which will leave you feeling weird and embarrassed. He wears aviator sunglasses while talking about napalming villages and apprehending you for saying bad words and being communist. It’s recommended to stay away.
“Hey can you come over, zach is following me with a smirk and muttering to himself.”
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An incredibly fine specimen. Eyes that are so deep you will die by staring at them. Oh so sexy and such a hunky hot handsome boy. Can attract any gender in an instant. Everyone drools over him.
Can be used to describe someone else, but people called Zach are so f****ng lucky.
“Oh my god! That guy is so f****ng Zach!”
“I swear I met a guy yesterday and he was so Zach.”
“OMG! Zach’s here, i’m drooling!”
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