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Is while getting a spray tan while your dick is flaccid, once you become erect your penis is striped as a zebra.
Ever since I got Zebra Dick all of the bitches wanted my cock.
Intensely delicious pancakes originally made by Ralph Drabble. Used in the treatment of his wife, June's, intense depressions. Usually eaten after June has been very sad but also by other members of the family. Ralph always says "Pancakes make people happy!" They are impossible to resist. They are usually covered in white and dark chocolate and often served with syrup and butter. The effects do not last long but they are delicious. If you want something that will really get you un-sad, try Zebra Pancakes - remember, Ralph Drabble told you!
Ralph: You look a little sad, honeybunch. I know what'll get you going! How about some Zebra Pancakes?
June: Zebra Pancakes? What in the world are they?
Ralph: You've eaten these before. Remember those great pancakes I make you when you're sad. Those are Zebra Pancakes. (he starts making some) After all, pancakes make people happy! You can't resist these.
Beatrice: Zebra Pancakes?! Oh man, a Gunny Granny could be proud of those. See this? (she points to the referee shirt she's wearing) Now, if you're gonna call it a Zebra Pancake, you've got to be dressed as a zebra!
Ralph: Here, taste these! Sweet, isn't it? Even someone who isn't sad should eat my Zebra Pancakes.
Opal: Hello sweetie. Are you eating Zebra Pancakes? I want some, too. Earl almost made me cry today.
Ralph: Here, give these a try.
June: Gee, pancakes do make you happy! Even though the effects don't last long.
Earl: Whoah, she's right. These Zebra Pancakes are awesome! They'll make you a zippy zebra in no time. I'll take seconds! (they all take seconds)
Ralph: I told you so! Zebra Pancakes rule!
"Zebra thingy" is another word for traffic light.
Used when an idiot doesn't know what a traffic light is called.
Mark: I'm going to be stuck here for hours because of this zebra thingy!
Dan: Zebra what?
Mark: Oh, I meant traffic light.
noun- the crazy person at a party who isn't drunk, but acts like they are on cocaine.
This person is most probably drawing attention to themselves ( like a Zebra would) and dancing horribly (as if they are physically challenged)
Did you see that limping zebra before? Hes scaring away all the chicks.
When a girl with braces performs oral sex leaving painful stripes on the penis where the braces were
I was in a movie theater late at night, no one was there execpt me and my babe. The movie got boring and she turned to me with a smile, she put her hand on my jeans and started unzipping slowly. Instantly I turned rock hard for her. She undid my button then slowly ducked her head down over my meaty seven inch cock. She gently blew on it then went down. The first three seconds were better then life itself, but suddenly my shaft got hooked on her braces and the day went to hell. It was such a mix of good and bad that I didn't know what to do, the next 45 seconds was a mix of heaven and hell. She swallowed making me more conviced that it was good, but when i looked down and saw my bloody dick I knew that i got a zebra boy, it was going to be a terrible few days. I still have the scar on my dick from that one girl 3 years ago.
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When you kick a drunk bitch in the crotch for being a drama queen.
She was talking shit about my friend, so when she turned around, I zebra kicked her right in the pussy.
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interracial sex acts.
Jack and Shanti make one hell of a good looking zebra fuck!
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