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List of things to appear in a typical episode/complaints about the series in general
1. In every episode: A common high-school stereotype must be brought up and made fun up.
2 In every episode: The "Paradise" of the school must be over-exaggerated.
3. In every episode: Contest. Zoey wins. She gets the greatest prize ever. The end.
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5: Everyone that Zoey hangs out with is sane. Everyone who she doesn't hang out with is either a nerd, a weirdo, a bully, a dork etc. (See number 1)
6. Some weird bright pink, jeep, scooter, bike...thing that Zoey feels the need to ride from one place to another, that's only about one foot from each other.
7. PCA has their own News Channel, their own drink brand, their own movie theater and their own coffee stand...wtf?
-Watches Zoey 101-
-Head explodes-
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An extremely beautiful woman with an amazing first and last name.
This species of name is rare, and must be careful around, as if you disturb them, they may attack.
Some common traits of this combination include but is not limited to -
- Randomly screaming
- Eye twitching
- Very sensitive
- Loves dogs
- Can't take a joke
Once you get a Zoey Pollock in your life don't lose her!
"Oh why are your eyes twitching man" "You're acting like a Zoey Pollock"
"No woman in this world is as beautiful and amazing as a Zoey Pollock"
Zoey is so cool and sexy and slay
zoey t is so slay literally my king
a man stealing bitch. she’ll take your man because of her DD tits. she’s fucked at least 20 people and will fuck more. she’s loose as shit and ugly as fuck but still somehow manages to still ur dude. her nickname is hoey!
Did you see Zoey with her new man.
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Zoey Proasheck is a YouTuber who makes gaming videos with the Yogscast.She is a lesbian and suffers from depression. She constantly tells her viewers “you are awesome".
Zoey Proasheck just made a new minecraft video with Ryitain
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What the hell was Nickolodean thinking?! I watched the fuckin show for 3 minutes and I started crying...I kid you not...everything was sooooo fake...giant dorm rooms...really smart kid is freakin popular...all they are worried about is "omg!!! i think i just broke my nail!!" well boo-fuckin-hoo, it'll fuckin grow back wount it!?
Oh, and the icing on top of the cake; "its britney bitch!"'s sister...that alone makes me want to hurl my tv out the window...
Zoey 101: Ohemgee, i broke a nail. what should I do!
Nerdy Girl: oh no!!! here are 3oo bucks!!! go get your self a mani, mmk???
Zoey: oh thanks!! your the best!!
*drives off in hot pink mustang on a beach (wtf) to the mall*
ohemgee!!! the mall is closed!!! oh whatever should i do now!?!!? life is not worth living if i have a non manicured nail!!!
*drives into ocean and is never heard from again (i wish)*
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