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An extraordinarily wrinkly mushroom found in the lands of North America. This mushroom resembles the lower chin of an extremely old man, and is said to have the wisest powers of them all but fends off its opponent by its unattractive, war-torn, wrinkly chin and mouldy cap. This lad has seen it all. It will only appear when the picker is specifically supposed to be doing something and accidentally comes across it.
I was supposed to be beating rose and blackberry brambles but got distracted by these huge Gandalf Mushrooms
Proper Gandalf
Synonym: Serendipity... the right place at the right time.
A wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he needs to.
That were proper Gandalf lad, you showing up when you did.
Where a man lie's flat on his back while a woman gets another woman by the head and forces her head on to the guy's dick.
Hey ladies, you up for a gandalf's staff?
The art of talking out of your arse and lying about every single thing. It is also the art of heavily breathing down a microphone regardless of how many times someone asks you to stop.
Someone says - "My grandad blew away in a tent"
One is to respond with - "that is bullshit. You are gandalfing"
Gandalf and dragon is when a. Man. -Ejaculates- into a womens mouth she then spits the -ejaculation- into his -rectum- the -male- then -farts- it back into her mouth then -sawllows-
John asked Francesca for a gandalf & dragon-
A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)
Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf