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Jon

Gay as fuck

Jon is gay.

by Taylor you idiot May 13, 2019

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jons

what is this jons?????

yo wus poppin B whats the jons goin in ur neck of the woods

by poppinB113 October 25, 2017

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Jon

Jon is unique as his name. Common but not typical. Jon is a middle aged, married man who absolutely adores and loves his wife with all his heart and soul. He would never dream of cheating on her. He can't imagine life without her as she is his rock. He is a family man who would do anythig for his kids. His wife and children are his world and his complete pride and joy. He is dedicated and loyal to his family, even the toxic members of his family. He goes out of his way to help his in-laws, who all absolutely adore and love Jon too.

Jon is a hard worker and never misses work. He's got a bit of a short temper and can be hot headed but he has a heart of gold and would do anything for anyone, especially those he loves.He's very dependable and willing to help out anyone. He's curious and inquisitive by nature and likes to learn new things. He is creative and good at solving problems. Jon loves to cook and grill out. He enjoys entertaining but hates the prep that goes into planning a big party and would rather leave that to others. Jon loves to spend time in the great out doors whether it is on the lake or in the woods, or just sitting on the deck at his home, it's all good to him. Jon is a beer and whiskey man.

Thank you, Jon, for your help today.

I love you, Jon.

Jon is a great friend.

by Ladylollipop March 8, 2020

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Jon

Jon is short for Jonathan, but jobs often talks about about people and are very two faced, hypocritical, rude, and cry’s over anything. In their spare time (besides crying over nothing) they play sports preferably soccer or baseball.

Jon’s are rude

by Moody.emm April 20, 2019

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Jon

Jon is very obsessed with cars. When he's free from working, that's what he always looks up on the Internet. Some of his other interests include riding bikes and playing video games.

If there's anyone who might drive before they are 15.5 years old, it's Jon.

by The best definition inventor January 4, 2020

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Jon

'It believes it is hot but is not exactly who it thinks it is'

a: what's wrong with him

b: He is having a Jon moment.

by Obiwonkotobi April 15, 2017

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Jon

Jon is a little bitch that works at Comcast. Likes little Mexican bitches. Rides a bike because he think he’s cool . Likes hot dogs on a Sunday. Believes he chokes people but he’s a softie . He has a good heart but he ugly tho

Jon likes to drink beers but he still ugly tho

by Bananas k October 17, 2018

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