A tall guy with a tiny penis. Always looks down at guys' crotches and gets erect. A homosexual tranny. A true sped monkey.
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Jonahβ¦. He seems great and loving caring but β¦. Lest be real heirs a hoe β¦. Now he could be nice, all I am saying is Jonah's β¦ sweet talk a lot of girls β¦ girls who think they think are easy to get at witch is every girl to them. You see this man will act like an boy β¦. Heβs set in ways with daddy and moody issues that cause them anger witch is taking out on you , he will hit on your friends too β¦. Lie to your face even though everyone, his friends, your peopleβs told you heβs been leading you on , cheating however , Jonah will dine it .
Jonah is an cheater
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A ugly piece of shit , Ugly and mean
Ewe it Jonah, I hate him
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A man who just goes on living to avoid disappointing his loved ones. A total douchebag and a massive cunt.
Example:
P1: "Wow, look at that guy."
P2: "Yeah, he's a real Jonah."
P3: "Definitely, what a freaking Jonah."
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A Chinese Jew with the mental capacity of a rabid, shellshocked hedgehog. Other qualities that a "Jonah" might posses are being extremely racist and violent.
My parents hate Jonah.
Jonahs make good pets when they're not let inside.
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A person know by the areas of Fort worth and Tarrant county as the worlds largest fuck up as a tuba player. The motto of the current Crowley band tuba section of 2012 is no one wants to be a jonah and the term is already spread to tubas all over the state of Texas making the phrase "no one wants to be a jonah" popular.
Person: Why is that guy still in this band he does nothing and all he does is read and screw things up.
Person 2: Hes a Jonah hes hopless. He has passed the point of no return
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