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Non-educated delinquent.
Spot a need by their fake brand or stolen tracksuit, white cap, white trainers, cheap booze (often buckfast), lack of self-hygene and distain for anyone with half a brain cell.
Also see townies, chavs, scallys
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Derived from the term 'Non educated delinquent'. NED was written on the bottom of school reports in the old days when the pupil hadn't achieved anything at school.
Scottish term used mainly in the west coast, similar to chav, scally etc. Often wear tracksuits (with the trousers tucked into their white socks) or some really 'pure dead' expensive label. Hang around in groups around shops or bus stops or mcdonalds. Wear far too much gold jewelry.
Drink bucky or some other drink that makes you pure 'mad fer it'. Often comparing knives.
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A ghost that lives in an air vent, and speaks with a very funny voice, sounding like barny from the simpsons but more high pitched!!!
if you ever hear a wind like sound from the air vent, it will be ned, he is a friendly ghost, but he may startle you with his magnificent voice!!!
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Perhaps taking a cue from pop culture notable Ned Flanders, the term "ned" has come to denote certain individuals as excessively polite, timid, and meek, particularly in their relations to the opposite sex. As a moniker, it carries a slightly derogatory connotation.
May also be used as a verb or an adjective.
Female gender variant: "Nedna"
Noun: "Don't be a ned, ask that girl for her number!"
Verb: "Don't ned it, get that girl's phone number right now!!"
Adjective: "That guy is so ned, no wonder he never gets any dates."
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Person with overwhelming massive dick and is known for the one hump orgasm. Rumour has it that he has fucked all women ever in existance.
Person 1" You know Jye"
Person 2" Yeah he's such a Ned"
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an acronym for non-educated delinquent, a ned describes what a Londoner may refer to as a "rudeboy". This overly long and complicated word for such simpletons originated in Scotland.
Look at that herd of neds approaching us...
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A ned is someone who does nothing other than play xbox like a pro and go on his computer.
Oh my god, I can't believe how much of A Ned you are get a life!
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