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A fart that takes place around the holidays. Similar to yammed. Overtones of ham, undertones of pumpkin and eggnog.
"Oh my fucking god, Josh hammed the other night while he was sniffing poppers"
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HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).
Check out that HAM over there. Damn.
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You mess with her? Gross cuhhs that bitch is hammered . " OR " Dont talk to me, you're ham
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A word used to describe someone who does things or behaves in a way that is embarassing, nerdy or wimpy.
Brian was such a ham when he tryed to ask that woman for her phoner number. Being alone on a saturday night is just pure ham life. Look at that guy dancing, such a ham. He totally Hammed out tonight when we made plans to go out partying. I can't believe you hammed out on paying the bill at the restauraunt.
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When you place your bare ass cheeks on someones face. This can be done to your friends in their conscious or unconscious state of mind.Its not recommended to place your bare ass on someone who is bigger than you because they might whoop your ass, or worse, give you a dirty taco in return.
Josh hammed Timmy at the lake house in front of everyone. It was a spectacular flying ham to the grill. This was very impressive because he had to jump fairly high for his ass to face contact.
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A lame, useless person. Someone who sits there and does nothing. Like a ham.
Why can't he do something with his life? He is SUCH a ham.
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