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When having sex with a girl in the missionary position, drunk and hopped up on coke, you procede to vomit on her neck/hair, then use her shirt to try and clean up the mess.
We were just going at it, and he totally pulled a Kinky Karl.
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cool guy who streams @ www.twitch.tv/karljacobs :D we like him a lot. also mrbeast friend and streams on the dreamsmp :) bops to 100gecs apparently. karl jacobs more like karl who's-a-very-cool-person jacobs HA gottem
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The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.
Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."
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Being of a plagaristic nature. To claim authorship (especially Copyright) of a work. Particularly applicable to a person who refutes the claim of plagarism in the face of undeniable evidence.
Adam: I totally made up Superman dude!
Steve: You seriously didn't man. You weren't even born when Superman was created!
Adam: I'm telling you, Superman was my idea!
Steve: You are such a f*cking Karl Thomas!
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Karl Rove is Dick Cheney's vice president. Because Cheney must remain in undisclosed locations while deciding what policies the U.S.A. will follow, he requires an iterim administrator to manage Dubya day to day, and spin bad publicity. Karl Rove is a proven expert and fills this position.
A: Leaked the name of CIA informant Valerie Plame as part of his political agenda
B: After the FBI first interviewed Rove for Watergate, the Republican National Committee - then chaired by Bush the Elder-looked into the charges, decided they were baseless, and offered Rove work.
C: Entered politics by breaking and entering - to steal letterhead
D: E: F:...ad nauseum
While Karl Rove is a proper noun, it can certainly be used as verb:
Dude - my wife just caught me fucking a 17 year old - in the ass.
Shit man, you better K-rove that shit quick. Put some acid in her co-workers desk that she hates, and tell her that evil bitch is trying to split you guys up.
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a twitch streamer , karljacobs , karlnetwork , friend of mrbeast ( he didn ' t ruin it ) who does challenges . karl is also on the dream smp , and plays a character who can time travel .
karl jacobs <3
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The puppetmaster behind President Bush. Originally an angel, he fell from the grace of God and descended to the seventh layer of Hell. Mr Rove, aka Satan, sent him up during the campaign of former Texas governor Bush to test the will of our nation. Somehow, President Bush, probably to appease his daddy, decided that Satan should advise him of all matters political and foreign. Rove, more than others, has influenced everything Bush has done--from fucking over our foreign policy to our defense system to our homeland policies such as education and economy. Rove will be the destruction of our nation.
Karl Rove advised the President on foreign policy and how to destroy Governor Dean's campaign. Then he spit out venom from his eyes on a liberal, and flew back to the West Wing, screaming, "I rule this country! Screw my puppet President and this whole country! I am Satan's spawn and I shall turn this world into a fiery pit such as the one I am accustomed to!"
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