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When one takes a 'shit' large enough to block one's drain.
"you've really done it now, you blocked the drain with your, god damned Jim's Log"
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A general term for a penis of gargantuan size and girth. Officially the super-heavyweight of the phallus world. Legend suggests the name relates to a rural Norfolk man 'Og' who, it was rumoured packed a serious trouser serpent.
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1. mammoth, gigantic, colossal; vast; stupendous; bulky. HUGE, ENORMOUS, IMMENSE, TREMENDOUS imply great magnitude
"Wow dude, he just whipped his Og's log out in the urinal and I sucked in comparison"
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A bowel movement whereby the poop leaves behind an intense burning sensation as it exits the anus. The burning sensation exhibited on the rectum is the key symptom of a Log Burner, as the actual poop (the Log Burner) can vary widely in color, viscosity, shape, odor and texture.
Log Burners often present themselves after a person consumes a spicy meal. Log Burners are a common affliction among people of European origin who sometimes consumes Indian, Mexican or Caribbean food.
Sufferers usually describe the feeling as if their butthole was engulfed in flames.
Jill enjoyed eating the spicy Chicken Tikka last night at the Indian restaurant, but the next morning went to the bathroom and shot out a Log Burner that left her rectum feeling like a fiery pit of molten lava.
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A) a log of combat actions and results, but may also show the results of the profession activities of nearby characters
B) logging out or quitting a game to escape combat or inevitable death
A) Person 1: "How many kills do I have?"
Person 2: "Check the combat log."
B) I was about to kill this guy but he saw me coming and combat logged.
1) A firm, almost unbreakable piece of dung, or 2) A derogatory term used to put-down friends, siblings, or strangers.
"I just laid down a serious poop log. I would guess it was about a 9 on the Mohs Scale of Hardness."
"Mom, Harper just called me a poop log. I think she's a poop log."
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I heard that John's mom walked in on him while he was flogging the log.