prettiest and kindest noob out there
damn did you see that cute girl?
yeah thats martha straddling she’s epic
“Big Martha” is a noun/name for a pussy/vagina
“i’m bout to play with big martha”
“ ‘ UGH’ i haven’t been able to play with big martha because my cousin has been staying in my house for two weeks!”
“ ‘what are you doing?‘ ; ‘ playing with big martha,i’ll text you back later’ “
hottest idv survivor and the hottest coordinator ever and like what the fuck i love her she should marry me
The act of filling one's anal cavity to capacity with grapes.
Jerry just gave himself a full Martha's Vineyard
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Term to describe a male as gay.
The Martha refers to Martha Stewart.....homekeeping and craftiness in a male!
Hey, is Richie the full Martha???? His apartment is fabulous!!!!
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MV is the shit. In the summer it is the dankest place there is. Edgartown is not all that bad, granted there are a lot of preppy kids but they arent all that annoying and snobby. Edgartown is an easy place for good, clean girls that wont put out unless you get them drunk. Go to the Paper Store and watch the Shocker in action he'll show you how its done. Bottom line, GO TO MV
Island/Summer resident: Hey how are you, what is your name.
Girl Tourist: Hey, im Amanda, im visiting Martha's vineyard for a week.
Island/Summer resident: Thats cool, you wanna hang out with us tonight, theres a beach party only a mile from here.
Girl Tourist: Yea definetly.
Island/Summer resident: Alright let's go, we will show you what MV is really about.
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Noun: A crafty, creative project or product that is risqué or lewd in nature. Named for Martha Stewart, queen of domesticity and creativity (who might be in touch with her inner bad girl...she HAS been to the big house).
I decided to do a dirty Martha and made a batch of penis-shaped cookies to impress my friends.
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